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绝对：送给老师的对联！

2016-04-28 23:54:56| 分类：中外教育 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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一名教师两千工资三餐不定还要四处奔忙弄得五脏俱伤六亲不认却得七点

出门八点上班人称老九十分辛苦还需向家长领导百依百顺实有千种艰辛万

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下联：万人唾骂千夫所指百年树人已然十分扯谈费尽九牛之力八斗之才累

得七窍生烟六神无主五官僵硬四大皆空仍要对无德学生三跪叩首逼得两腿

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